Tuesday, 15 June 2010

Chris Quotes

- I think Uno is thirty two per cent skill and sixty eight per cent luck.
- I think shampoo and conditioner will cost about twenty pesos [what are you basing that on chris?] nothing im just guessing.
- Gravity is always there.. its like.. constant.
- i dont like to read books.
- you could write a book about joseph and the technicolour dreamcoat because tehcnically no one has the copyrights.
- i think if the two kill bill films were one film it would be my favourite. but if it was one movie it would be like four hours long. maybe they could have an interval. so people could go to mcdonalds or TGI fridays
- i like to update my status say, once every fortnight so it has more impact.
- it might be illegal to drink on the street everyhwere else in England, but its definitely not in Horsham.
- (while drunk)we should tell marcelo about north and south korea
- sneezing gives me pleasure

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