Boss Man

Boss Man asked me if I was going to write about how crazy all the people I work with are on my blog.

Yes, yes I am.

They are all mental.

I want them to know I'm mental too but at the moment I'm being shy which is very unlike me, I promise.

See????

Weird thought of the day...

Do coroners have to conform to the whole doctor-patient confidentiality thing? Or does it not matter cause they are dead??

"Darling, you'll never guess what was hiding in someone's stomach today..."

They must have so many interesting stories.

Someone buy me a smartphone?

I've never felt the need so badly for a smart phone until moving to Sydney for the summer. I have to ask bus drivers to let me off at the right stop cause I never know where I am, which makes me one of THOSE people that make the bus late by asking lots of questions. Upsetting!

Also, it would be handy to be able to Whatsapp friends and fam back home!

I've done lots of fun touristy things now - see photos.

BAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

How to have a private dance party for one

Put earphones in
 turn it up loud
 dance around
 hope no one comes home before you're done
 and if someone does catch you..http://i.imgur.com/RKieq.gif