Clever Dick Does!

No offence Australia, but your advertising ain't all that.

Or maybe the word "dick" doesn't have the same connotations here. 

Either way I wouldn't want a Dick selling me electricals, let alone fixing them. Even if he is "clever".

All Is Well

So before I came to Australia and after I got my work visa through (and boy, was that dramatic) I made half-plans of how much money I wanted/needed to earn etc. to be able to get by, and maybe buy some chocolate on occasion. I was doing it very much based on worst case scenario - if I only work for a couple of weeks and barely get paid- type budgeting... But it's kind of all gone extremely well so now I'm worried - WHAT IF IT ALL GOES HORRIBLY WRONG??

I've been working at a digital agency near where I live for 7 weeks now, they pay me well and it doesn't seem like they are trying to get rid of me or anything which is awesome :) AND because its relevant to my degree if something happens and one of my limbs falls off, or one of the fish dies (only pets you can have at uni - sigh) and I have to go home then I can still go into third year having completed a placement. All things well though I still have mega exciting placement times to come in Melbourne and Sydney doing all things intern whilst dressed like a "Top Marketing Exec" as my mother put it (shout out). I bought some top intern clothes the other day and I would hire me so let's hope someone else does after my degree so I can put all this experience to good use.

Dreams

I remember once I was leaving my house in first year of uni, saw a beer bottle and the floor and it reminded me of this weird dream I'd had the night before about needing to smash all the beer bottles but not being able to. This makes me wonder how many dreams I've had and just not remembered because I haven't seen anything to prompt me the next day? And considering how often I dream and how mental my dreams always are, thass a lota dreams.

I also wonder why we dream about what we do, I don't think they mean much in particular, and I think that they are just random parts of your brain firing off and your brain just trying to make sense of it all, but why then do I always have very different dreams and they are always SO WEIRD, yes boyfriend always dreams about zombies or driving, or zombies whilst driving. Maybe my brain is much more random and much much less logical/rational.

Weird.

Boss Man

Boss Man asked me if I was going to write about how crazy all the people I work with are on my blog.

Yes, yes I am.

They are all mental.

I want them to know I'm mental too but at the moment I'm being shy which is very unlike me, I promise.

See????

Weird thought of the day...

Do coroners have to conform to the whole doctor-patient confidentiality thing? Or does it not matter cause they are dead??

"Darling, you'll never guess what was hiding in someone's stomach today..."

They must have so many interesting stories.

Someone buy me a smartphone?

I've never felt the need so badly for a smart phone until moving to Sydney for the summer. I have to ask bus drivers to let me off at the right stop cause I never know where I am, which makes me one of THOSE people that make the bus late by asking lots of questions. Upsetting!

Also, it would be handy to be able to Whatsapp friends and fam back home!

I've done lots of fun touristy things now - see photos.

BAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

How to have a private dance party for one

Put earphones in
 turn it up loud
 dance around
 hope no one comes home before you're done
 and if someone does catch you..http://i.imgur.com/RKieq.gif